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    October 05

    英雄不问出处

    大M和小M是义乌某个小工厂的某条小流水线上的一模一样的两个小小的冰箱贴,一般的眼睛一样鼻子,身体发肤都别无二致,甚至由于进到了劣质的颜料,导致整批产品颜色偏红,都是一样的。
    排队的时候,大M走在了小M的前面,于是他们就这样第一次被分开,进入两个大纸箱里。
    在纸箱里颠簸地坐了十几个小时的汽车之后,小M发现自己来到一个热闹的夜市。不一会儿,走来一个学生模样的小女孩,拿起小M问老板多少钱。“五块。”老板伸出五根手指。小女孩撇撇嘴,不屑地说,“不就是树脂的么,居然要卖五块。两块卖不卖?”
    老板摇摇头,“不是不想卖,是不能卖啊,实在进价都不止这些。”然后小M便感觉一阵晕眩,似乎被人从高空中抛下。等到他反应过来,发现小女孩已经走远,却听得老板在耳边大喊,“好吧好吧,再加一块,3块卖给你了。”小女孩拿出3个钢蹦儿,换走了小M。老板无奈地笑着,“唉,生意难做啊,我们这可是外销的,你看看质量多好。”
    大M坐了十几个小时的飞机,连自己都不知道是哪里的哪里,满眼是五颜六色的人,满耳是唔哩哇啦的鸟语。然后他被放在货架上,贴上5欧元的标签。再然后,他被一个中国游客很happy地买走了。

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    Annie Yangwrote:
    哈哈,差不多吧~~
    Oct. 6
    Jiadong Wuwrote:
    莫非,大M现在正趴在你们家冰箱上呢?
    Oct. 6
    ximin chenwrote:
    这个故事真有趣。
    Oct. 6
    Qwrote:
    呵呵,中国游客一般都很阔绰哈~
    你开始写寓言了啊
    Oct. 5
    嘉欣 孙wrote:
    我5Euro
    Oct. 5

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